Two towers looked out to the sea,
But looming there was tragedy.

Two towers knew not why it came,
Yet the effect was seen all the same.

Two towers felt the first blow,
And to all around, time did slow.

Two towers captivated a nation’s glare,
And all were wondering who would dare.

Two towers felt the deathly crash.
Innocent’s days ended fast.

Two towers’ supports gave their all,
But soon did the first one fall.

One tower down; caught by surprise,
Souls of victims began to rise.

Two towers were many’s bane
As the second one, down it came.

Two towers’ fires could not be tamed,
And now the protector’s lives it claimed.

Two towers; more souls lost a hopeless fight,
But in that loss, a county unite.

Never forget.

In the distant planet of zippatheee,
Grammar is all topsy-turvetyy.

Yesterday you run all day,
And said tomorrow you will want to lay.

Someone drug you out the door,
And ain’t is correct, Oh horror!

They say “The Elements of Style” are hard and fast rules
(Glad to know we aren’t the only fools.)

You slept tomorrow night, sawed a dog,
Think different, and catched a frog!

But now we end the grammatical hilarity.
We don’t want to give sticklers a coronary.

In the distant land of zippatheee,
Grammar is all topsy-turvetyy,

But here on earth there is no lament.
Our rules at least are set in cement.

How many errors are there?

The Grammarless Planet by James Peach is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

Just to make it clear to you. You are free to copy the poem or use my “template” to make your own. Just post the above bit into it.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says “What was that all about?”

A village in the alps was popular because of their village loon. The man when offered a nickle or a dime he would always choose the nickel. They say it was because he thought the nickle was better because it was bigger. One day a man came up to him and said “Do you know that a dime is worth more than a nickle?” The loon replied “Yea but if I choose the dime they’ll stop giving me free money.”

A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. “This dog can speak English,” he claims to the unimpressed agent. “Okay, Sport,” the guys says to the dog, “what’s on the top of a house?” “Roof!” the dog replies. “Oh, come on…” the talent agent responds. “All dogs go ruff.” “No, wait,” the guy says. He asks the dog “what does sandpaper feel like?” “Rough!” the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. “No, hang on,” the guy says. “This one will amaze you. ” He turns and asks the dog: “Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?” “Ruth!” goes the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says “Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?”

A episode of the popular show Pokemon. Showed a fight with a certian red light pattern that caused seizures all over the country. This event was so bad it could only be made worse by a human with no common sense. Guess. A news reporter thought that it would be good for publicity if he showed a in case you missed it clip. I’ll take another round of seizures please. Human stupidity: 1 common sense: 0. Put another for the winning team for the makers not testing. One for the losing team for not showing the episode ever again. Final score; sense: 1 no sense: 2. What is this world coming to?

Spider silk is VERY strong. Even though a small item can cut through it when you see it hanging around. A string of silk the width of a pencil can stop a Boeing 747 in flight!

Back to the common sense game! Last time it was no sense 2 sense 1. Now see if we can top it. A man wanted to find out the contents of his car petrol tank. So what do you think he used to see in there? A flash light and found that like the name states petroleum! No change in score because it was a bad question but he did it sensibly… I wish! Now what do you think he really used? Lamp? No. Match? closer. Lighter? We have a winner!! He used the lighter and he quickly found out the contents were flammable petroleum. Well he was parked by his trailer home and this genius decided to rip out the tank and send it flying. No not in the direction of his house but he threw it without the cap on so the burning contents went towards well… everywhere. To top it off his wife went back in to get the dog and got severley injured. Now the score is the score is sense 2 one more for getting rid of the tank. No sense 6 one for the question one for the lighter one for not putting the cap back on one for his wife going back in.

I mightmake a 2 but with updates going slowly I may not.

• 2009 (Sep) AA-1 (Ascent Abort-1) unmanned ascent abort test (transonic)
• 2010 (Spring) PA-2 unmanned pad abort test
• 2010 (August) AA-2 unmanned ascent abort test (Max Q)
• 2011 (February) AA-3 unmanned ascent abort test (low-altitude tumble test)
• 2012 (September) Ares I-Y unmanned ascent abort test (high altitude)
• 2012 First unmanned flight of Orion in Earth orbit.
• 2014 (September) First manned flight of Orion in Earth orbit.
• 2015 – 2018 First unmanned flight of Altair.
• 2016 – 2018 First manned flight of Altair.
• 2019 First manned lunar landing with Orion/Altair system.
• 2020 start of planning for Mars missions
• 2037 Possible date of manned arrival on Mars hinted at by Michael Griffin, the NASA administrator

By the way space shuttles will be kept running until 2010. Space station is to be completed by WHO KNOWS WHEN. Sigh no info on it. Enjoy this piece of info.

46,32,13,59,60,75 8,44,43,36 22,63,24.

use this code to baffle pepole or for a password or passphrase. (Hint. To find out what letter is what number. Change into letter corresponding by its place in the alphabet like 1-a 2-b to 26-z. Then multiply by 3 and subtract two and that is the lowest number you can have for that letter.) (Another hint. To find a number check to see if it is a multiple of 3. If not round up to the nearest multiple of 3. then divide by three and then find out which letter is that number. Such as 1-a 2-b to 26-z. Like this. 19 rounded up to the next multiple of three whitch is 21. Divide 21 by 3 to get 7 go from a to the seventh letter of the alphabet which is g. There you go.)

1.  What is the temperature that aluminum melts at ?

2.  A singer called Rick Astley is known for if you get jokingly tricked to be sent to one of his videos on youtube they say you’ve been _______ what is the correct phrase?

3.  R.O.B was a add on for the NES that helped it be liked in America during the video game crash. How many games were for it?

4. Why will you die if you eat a polar bear’s liver?

5. True or false. The great wall of china is the only man made object on earth visible from space with the naked eye.

6. At 30 inches per step how many steps are there in a mile?

7. Decode. Code is take out every u,y,g,and f also every other i: huiyg tughuyeyyfguirguuyguuggye

8. The Wii was released when?

9. Facebook was released to only Harvard students at first this was when?

10. The song “We Wish You a Merry Christmas”originated in what century?

Merry Christmas! Answers will be here at Christmas.