Signs that are not exactly well made

No trespassing sign:

Is there life after death? Trespass and find out.

Sign in a chemical factory:

Jumping in toxic waste does NOT give you superpowers. It will not be beneficial in any way.

Cat toy:
Cat toy for cats

Danger: water in pool

Warning: Private sign do not read

On fire starter: Caution fire kills people

Don’t starve

Plaque: On this site in 1897 nothing happened

Buy a piece of chicken for the price of two and get a second one free!

Doctors pamphlet: Pain hurts

Starbucks sign: Summer hours:

Monday: Closed

Tuesday: Closed

Wednesday: Closed

Thursday: Closed

Friday: Closed

Saturday: Closed

Sunday: Closed

Heat kills pets IT’S THE LAW

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Wonderful SPAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

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Oh the irony

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Why the sky is blue.

The answer ahead:

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Mini puzzle

Since I’m still working on the next one I’ll give you this:

Half of what number is zero?

Answer when I finish the next puzzle.

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Missing missy

some friend showed me this. I had to shorten it though

From: Shannon Jones
To: David Smith
Subject: Poster

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.

This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.

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WATTERSON!!!!!!!!!!

Yes a cartoonist is behind the oil spill and rising prices. BP is off the hook (they wish!!). His comic would not last much longer if it were still around (I wish it still was though)

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