Christmas Carol Countdown: December 8-11 (whoops): Carol of the Bells; Come Buy Ny Nice, Fresh Ivy; Do You Hear What I Hear?; God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen take 2

Err, 4 days… time to start copying.

Carol of the Bells’

The song is based on a traditional folk chant. The original traditional Ukrainian text used a device, known as hemiola, in the rhythm (alternating the accents within each measure from 3/4 to 6/8 and back again). This device however is lost in the English translations and rarely is used in non-Ukrainian performances. The ostinato motif, a repeated four-note pattern within the range of a minor third is thought to be of prehistoric origins. It was associated with the coming New Year which, in pre-Christian Ukraine, was originally celebrated in April…

The original Ukrainian text tells the tale of a swallow flying into a household to proclaim the plentiful and bountiful year that the family will have. The title is derived from the Ukrainian word for “bountiful.” The period for the birth of animals and the return of swallows to Ukraine however does not correspond to the current calendar season of winter.

Guess where I got that. That’s the story so I copied from the best source (wikipedia). So Carol of the bells was a new years carol. Hence I have the new years carol category on here.

The Carol of the Bells lyrics were added to the original folk music from the Ukraine by Peter Wilhousky. The lyrics and words to this popular Christmas song celebrate the festive season and its traditions such as the pealing of church bells at Christmas and of the singing of Christmas Carols – caroling. The original Ukrainian lyrics to the song was entitled Shchedryk meaning bountiful and were traditionally sang to celebrate the New Year.

That was NOT from wikipedia. It is quoted from carols.org.uk where I also get most of the lyrics for carols from. There is not much more to say.

Video

Hark how the bells,
sweet silver bells,
all seem to say,
throw cares away

Christmas is here,
bringing good cheer,
to young and old,
meek and the bold.

Ding dong ding dong
that is their song
with joyful ring
all caroling.
One seems to hear
words of good cheer
from everywhere
filling the air.
Oh how they pound,
raising the sound,
o’er hill and dale,
telling their tale.
Gaily they ring
while people sing
songs of good cheer,
Christmas is here.
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas,
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas.
On on they send,
on without end,
their joyful tone
to every home.
Ding dong ding… dong!

Continue reading →

Posted in Christmas Carol, Christmas carol countdown, New Years Carol | Leave a comment

Puzzle 21

Five pirates have obtained 100 gold coins and have to divide up the loot. The pirates are all extremely intelligent, treacherous and selfish (especially the captain).

The captain always proposes a distribution of the loot. All pirates vote on the proposal, and if half the crew or more go “Aye”, the loot is divided as proposed, as no pirate would be willing to take on the captain without superior force on their side.

If the captain fails to obtain support of at least half his crew (which includes himself), he faces a mutiny, and all pirates will turn against him and make him walk the plank. The pirates start over again with the next senior pirate as captain.

What is the maximum number of coins the captain can keep without risking his life?

Posted in puzzles | 1 Comment

How to deal with telemarketers

A guy was saying he recently got a telemarketer to call him to subscribe to his magazine.

“Can’t,” he said.

“Why not?” the telemarketer asked.

“I’m blind,” he said.

he could hear the telemarketer searching through his sales call notebook.

“We have a special audio edition for the visually impaired.”

“Won’t do much good,” he said.

“Why not?” the telemarketer asked again.

“I’m deaf.”

he could hear the guy start to shuffle through his notebook again. Then he got smart.

“Then how have you been hearing this conversation?” the telemarketer asked.

“It comes and goes,” he said.

“I’ve never heard of deafness that comes and goes,” the telemarketer retorted.

“WHAT?!” the guy shouted.

He didn’t get very many telemarketers after that.

Posted in Funny | Leave a comment

Christmas Carol Countdown: December 7: Away In a Manger

The song was first published with two verses in an Evangelical Lutheran Sunday School collection, Little Children’s Book for Schools and Families (1885), edited by James R. Murray (1841-1905), where it simply bore the title “Away in a Manger” and was set to a tune called “St. Kilda,” credited to J.E. Clark.

Wikipedia. I know you heard it was Martin Luther  but It was originally made by James R. Murray. It may be attributed to Martin for publicity. The tune is Mueller.

Away in a manger,
No crib for His bed
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down His sweet head

The stars in the bright sky
Looked down where He lay
The little Lord Jesus
Asleep on the hay

The cattle are lowing
The poor Baby wakes
But little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes

I love Thee, Lord Jesus
Look down from the sky
And stay by my side,
‘Til morning is nigh.

Be near me, Lord Jesus,
I ask Thee to stay
Close by me forever
And love me I pray

Bless all the dear children
In Thy tender care
And take us to heaven
To live with Thee there

Posted in Christmas Carol, Christmas carol countdown | Leave a comment

Christmas carol countdown: December 5… and 6: Angels We Have Heard On High, And Angels From the Realms Of Glory

Yeah yeah I missed a day. So sue me. These two are similar in many ways. For one they are both about angels. For two they commonly share the same tune.

Angels we have heard on high:

This is a traditional French carol that was translated into English by Bishop James Chadwick. Bishop Chadwicks’ translation was published in his Holy Family Hymns in 1860.

For once NOT wikipedia. No theirs was terribly written so I borrowed from about.com.

Now that’s pretty much it… no everybody else stole it from wikipedia. It’s original name was Les Anges dans nos campagnes meaning Angels in our countryside. It is sung to the tune Gloria.

{sry video later}

Angels we have heard on high
Sweetly singing o’er the plains,
And the mountains in reply
Echoing their joyous strains.

Refrain

Glo-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-O-ri-a, in excelsis Deo!
Glo-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-O-ri-a, in excelsis Deo!

Shepherds, why this jubilee?
Why your joyous strains prolong?
What the gladsome tidings be
Which inspire your heavenly song?

Refrain

Come to Bethlehem and see
Christ Whose birth the angels sing;
Come, adore on bended knee,
Christ the Lord, the newborn King.

Refrain

See Him in a manger laid,
Whom the choirs of angels praise;
Mary, Joseph, lend your aid,
While our hearts in love we raise.

Refrain

Angels From the Realms Of Glory

Well it was written by James Montgomery pre-1816 but it was not popularized till 1825. It has two main tunes. If you go to to the U.S. You will find it with it’s own tune called Regent Square. But In the UK it’s sung to what is called Iris but I just mentioned it as Gloria in the Angels we have heard on high summary. Strange that the same tune has different names even though it’s the tune that is being specifically named not the song.  I have no idea why. As I also am confounded why they use the same tune for different songs and yet (in the UK) when they sing it the chorus is exactly the same. But enough.

{Video coming soon maybe}

Angels from the realms of glory,
Wing your flight o’er all the earth;
Ye who sang creation’s story,
Now proclaim Messiah’s birth:
Come and worship,
Come and worship,
Worship Christ, the newborn King!

Shepherds, in the fields abiding,
Watching o’er your flocks by night,
God with man is now residing,
Yonder shines the infant Light;
Come and worship,
Come and worship,
Worship Christ, the newborn King!

Sages, leave your contemplations,
Brighter visions beam afar;
Seek the great desire of nations,
Ye have seen His natal star;
Come and worship,
Come and worship,
Worship Christ, the newborn King!

Saints before the altar bending,
Watching long in hope and fear,
Suddenly the Lord, descending,
In His temple shall appear:
Come and worship,
Come and worship,
Worship Christ, the newborn King!

Posted in Christmas Carol, Christmas carol countdown | Leave a comment

Christmas carol countdown: December 4: God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen

“Like so many early Christmas songs, this carol was written as a direct reaction to the music of the fifteenth century church,” writes Ace Collins, in Stories Behind the Best-Loved Songs of Christmas. However, in the as-yet earliest known publication of the carol on a circa 1760 broadsheet, it is described as a “new Christmas carol,” suggesting its origin is actually in the mid-18th century. It appeared again among “new carols for Christmas” in another 18th-century source, a chapbook believed to be printed between 1780-1800. In 1833 it appeared in Christmas Carols Ancient and Modern, a collection of seasonal carols gathered by William B. Sandys. The author is unknown.

Look you type out a completely original article, when three people are bugging you, in a small time frame. EVERY DAY. So I took this from Wikipedia and verified the facts. then I put it in quotes and attribute it to Wikipedia. I settled for less in quality for the video though. very few of the verses. Enjoy I’ll try to have something better tomorrow. Fine, if you must have something else it is one of the oldest carols and it was sung to soldiers at Christmas. It was also referenced in “A Christmas Carol” Ok? Ok?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBX3EGlroF4&feature=related

God rest ye merry, gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember, Christ, our Saviour
Was born on Christmas day
To save us all from Satan’s power
When we were gone astray
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

In Bethlehem, in Israel,
This blessed Babe was born
And laid within a manger
Upon this blessed morn
The which His Mother Mary
Did nothing take in scorn
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

From God our Heavenly Father
A blessed Angel came;
And unto certain Shepherds
Brought tidings of the same:
How that in Bethlehem was born
The Son of God by Name.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

“Fear not then,” said the Angel,
“Let nothing you affright,
This day is born a Saviour
Of a pure Virgin bright,
To free all those who trust in Him
From Satan’s power and might.”
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

The shepherds at those tidings
Rejoiced much in mind,
And left their flocks a-feeding
In tempest, storm and wind:
And went to Bethlehem straightway
The Son of God to find.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

And when they came to Bethlehem
Where our dear Saviour lay,
They found Him in a manger,
Where oxen feed on hay;
His Mother Mary kneeling down,
Unto the Lord did pray.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

Now to the Lord sing praises,
All you within this place,
And with true love and brotherhood
Each other now embrace;
This holy tide of Christmas
All other doth deface.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

Posted in Christmas Carol, Christmas carol countdown | Leave a comment

Christmas carol countdown: December 3: We Three Kings

We Three Kings is a Christmas carol written by the Reverend John Henry Hopkins, Jr., who wrote both the lyrics and the music. It is suggested to have been written in 1857 but did not appear in print until his Carols, Hymns and Song in 1863…

hmm what else does the wiki say?… It was originally used in a Christmas pageant… Author was a musician. What does the interwebz say?… Same… same… Oh he was stained glass window designer. Now about the song… Nothing. That’s it. I’ll insert my own then. The verses display a different wise man and his gift. The first verse telling who they are and why they make a trek. The second verse showing the gold, marking a king. The third verse showing frankincense, marking the Deity. And the fourth verse has myrrh, a spice they put on a dead man’s body, showing sacrifice. The last verse is the ending of their journey. that’s it. No funny comment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHf1p3C8iVw

The video has all but the middle verse. average audio but I like it.

We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy Perfect Light

Born a King on Bethlehem’s plain
Gold I bring to crown Him again
King forever, ceasing never
Over us all to rein

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light

Frankincense to offer have I
Incense owns a Deity nigh
Pray’r and praising, all men raising
Worship Him, God most high

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light

Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume
Breathes of life of gathering gloom
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying
Sealed in the stone-cold tomb

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light

Glorious now behold Him arise
King and God and Sacrifice
Alleluia, Alleluia
Earth to heav’n replies

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light

Posted in Christmas Carol, Christmas carol countdown | Leave a comment