it’s Christma- wait, no?

Hmm Santa and his snowmen must be looking for a pre-Christmas job. and stores are lazy on taking stuff down.

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browser comparison


hmmm it’s quite true.

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Why use Internet Explorer

I agree 100%

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The Grammarless Planet

This is a collection of silly errors and kinda mocking Über Grammar Nazis.

In the distant planet of zippatheee,
Grammar is all topsy-turvetyy.

Yesterday you run all day,
And said tomorrow you will want to lay.

Someone drug you out the door,
And ain’t is correct, Oh horror!

They say “The Elements of Style” are hard and fast rules
(Glad to know we aren’t the only fools.)

You slept tomorrow night, sawed a dog,
Think different, and catched a frog!

But now we end the grammatical hilarity.
We don’t want to give sticklers a coronary.

In the distant land of zippatheee,
Grammar is all topsy-turvetyy,

But here on earth there is no lament.
Our rules at least are set in cement.

How many errors are there?
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Just to make it clear to you. You are free to copy the poem or use my “template” to make your own. Just post the above bit into it.

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Puzzle 17

This puzzle was stole… er… I mean…. paraphrased from the Car Talk puzzle archives. I think that’s all for a bit from them cause I already have a puzzle lined up for the next two weeks. I’ll give the answers this time cause it isn’t practical for a password answer.

Three different numbers are chosen at random, and one is written on each of three slips of paper. The slips are then placed face down on the table. The objective is to choose the slip upon which is written the largest number.

Here are the rules: You can turn over any slip of paper and look at the amount written on it. If for any reason you think this is the largest, you’re done; you keep it. Otherwise you discard it and turn over a second slip. Again, if you think this is the one with the biggest number, you keep that one and the game is over. If you don’t, you discard that one too.

I know of a strategy that will, instead of a 1 /3 chance, give a 1/2 chance of chosing the right card and it’s the only strategy that does this. What is it?

Post your answer in the comments. Have fun!

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Firefox Error

Hmm Reset required.

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Classic Google

I’m glad Google improved since then.

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