A guy was saying he recently got a telemarketer to call him to subscribe to his magazine.
“Can’t,” he said.
“Why not?” the telemarketer asked.
“I’m blind,” he said.
he could hear the telemarketer searching through his sales call notebook.
“We have a special audio edition for the visually impaired.”
“Won’t do much good,” he said.
“Why not?” the telemarketer asked again.
“I’m deaf.”
he could hear the guy start to shuffle through his notebook again. Then he got smart.
“Then how have you been hearing this conversation?” the telemarketer asked.
“It comes and goes,” he said.
“I’ve never heard of deafness that comes and goes,” the telemarketer retorted.
“WHAT?!” the guy shouted.
He didn’t get very many telemarketers after that.
