Did you hear about the person who…
* called me to get my phone number.
* spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”
*tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
*sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*tried to drown a fish.
*thought a quarterback was a refund.
*got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*tripped over a cordless phone.
*took a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.
*asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*studied for a blood test.
*when they heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, they moved.
*when they missed the 44 bus, they took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when they took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” they turned around and went home
*Couldn’t learn to water ski because they couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
*Got excited because they finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said “2 to 4 years”
*Couldn’t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
*When asked what the capital of California was; answered “C”.
*Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and they weighed 125.
*Died of thirst being chained to a water fountain.
Well I realized my favorite jokes are so plentiful that I decided to make another week. Week of hilarity! (side effects of reading may include extended lifetime, health from laughing, laughing so hard that you can’t breath, and more.)
