Did you hear about the person who…?

Did you hear about the person who…

* called me to get my phone number.

* spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”

*tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

*sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*tried to drown a fish.

*thought a quarterback was a refund.

*got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*tripped over a cordless phone.

*took a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.

*asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*studied for a blood test.

*when they heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, they moved.

*when they missed the 44 bus, they took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when they took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” they turned around and went home

*Couldn’t learn to water ski because they couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

*Got excited because they finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said “2 to 4 years”

*Couldn’t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

*When asked what the capital of California was; answered “C”.

*Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and they weighed 125.

*Died of thirst being chained to a water fountain.

Well I realized my favorite jokes are so plentiful that I decided to make another week. Week of hilarity! (side effects of reading may include extended lifetime, health from laughing, laughing so hard that you can’t breath, and more.)

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