Order in the court!

Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn’t know anything about it until the next morning?

Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, “I have to kill you because you can identify me.”
Q: Did he kill you?

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

Were you alone or by yourself?

How long have you been a French Canadian?

Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
A: That’s me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

So you were gone until you returned?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there girls?

You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.

Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!

Q: Did you check for a heartbeat before the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Breathing?
A: No.
Q: So was there a possibility of him being alive when you did the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure?
A: His brain was sitting in a jar on my desk.
Q: But could he still have been alive?
A: Yes, he could have been studying law somewhere.

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3 Responses to Order in the court!

  1. kathryn says:

    hey i love the page its cool but lame and corney at some parts i kind of miss you at home

  2. James says:

    I do agree That I need to update a few areas but my dads in the US for two weeks so I can’t do anything till then.

  3. kathryn says:

    love your website!!!

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